Keeping my fingers to myself

I just went to the restroom and got this overwhelming feel of relief.  I don't have to check my cervix anymore...ever. I don't think anyone in the world should have to ever do such a thing.  Today I make a promise to myself....I solemnly swear to never ever check my cervical position or my cervical mucus ever again. And that's a pinky promise! Cross my heart and hope to die stick a needle in my eye!